It's Natural...

Depends on who you ask, but in the end...this is definitely a classic case of not understanding what love is...how old are you again, Rhianna?

It was time to hear this story, and I didn't say it, but my homegirl Courtney Brown pretty much reminded me of the fact that Rhianna's album is dropping later this month.



I would like to know the following:

1. Who hit who first? Not just that night, but in general?

2. What was it that you loved about him?

3. Why did you think it was Normal? Got the part about telling yourself it wasn't happening...but I need more details.

4. Are you going to therapy? Spirital advisors?

So mant questions guess we will learn more tomorrow. Sigh.

xoxo,
Black Daria ;/

Winter Boo Informational Video

See, here's the thing. They DO put a Parental Advisory at the beginning of the video. That doesn't change the fact that this video is very easy for little eyes to find.

However, Trey Songz and I may need to talk about this...you know, talk.

Hot. Damn. My winter boo needs to just watch this video, then holla at me. That includes Trey Songz. He's not currently in play, but he certainly can be after watching this...these are the moments where I's young, single, and wants to mingle with something like this...



xoxo,
Black Daria ;/

Always happens on a Monday.

Why do companies always pick a Monday to fire you? Is it because your chances of drinking yourself into oblivion and walking in front of a cab, with the company and your boss getting the news of your untimely passing is what COULD happen if they fire you on a Friday?

Well, as a person whose been fired a few times (I know, shocking) I can tell you that it's probably better they do it on a Monday. Per my background in e-recruiting (before I found my long lost sister, Daria) a candidate has hope if the firing happens on a Monday, as it thus increases a chance for a lead to a new opportunity that week.

Of course we said shit like this when dot-coms were going out of style, but nobody quite knew for certain until we were sold to this larger company, and well, you know the rest. But I actually was never fired from that dot com, so I can't say bad things about my experiences there.

Know that most firings are usually unjustified, and happen for the following reasons:

1. You've pissed you're boss off.

2. You've pissed your boss's boss off.

3. You've cost said company too much money, and you're now more of a liability than an asset.

For Charlemagne Tha God, I believe all of the above happened. You can click here to hear the initial interview. It's been said that the mighty wizard of J-Oz or something made a call. All really good press for Jay, keeping him out there as that dude to be feared. Or something.

Of course, the media whore that I am allows me to see past the tomfoolery, and get to the point.

So here we go.

Cthagod (thanks Google)

I received the "bat-text." I then, (like 200+ other people probably asked at the same time if it were true) sent him a tweet. I guess it was because I had high hopes for @cthagod, especially having known him a few years back when he was still Wendy's sidekick and I was texting him, begging him not to tell her my name as she talked shit about me for repping "nobodies." You'll have to go in the archives to find that one. I'm sure he's not gotten too big for his bridges to remember that moment.

No response to my tweet, so I finally decided to just grow up and click on the page, where I saw the tweet. And that's that. The most talked about interview last week somehow equalled someone getting fired.

For the record, that wasn't the explanation. The station decided to "go in a different direction..." It's the classic legal way of firing someone without liability because they can't tell you that you're a jerk-off, or someone else from a different place needs your job more than you do. At least, that's Corporate America. Or something.

Below is an example of how to conduct an interview that isn't airing on a corporate-owned network. Keyword in the sentence is corporate.



You know, I have a whole bunch of things to say about this, but I'll let you all do that. Thank Rhymes With Snitch for today's contribution of this fuckery we all love so much.

xoxo,
Black Daria ;/

P.S. Did Beanie mention the name Karleen? Isn't that Diddy's current assistant, young lady who appears in the new episodes of I Wanna Work For Diddy 2? He yells her name but really is joking, for those whom watched it tonight, or you can catch it somewhere online. Could be a coincidence...could be nothing at all. Hmmm...

Friday Night Vi-...Songs: I Invented Sex, I Create Blogger Drama, etc...

I don't think there's a video for this song yet (at least I didn't find one). It's probably because of the content of the lyrics...no way you could pull this off without it being soft porn.

Instead, you just get to look at Trey Songz looking really...never mind, there's that whole mess going on with Necole Bitchie and Sandra Rose...click here for the initial blast-off leading up to this one, followed by this one. It was quite the tennis match.

I do, however, have a question. Has TMZ ever gone after D-Listed or Pink Is The New Blog? Does Just Jared ever go after Perez Hilton? Oops, wait. There was this unfortunate mishap with the ever-popular pimple post back in 2008. However, I doubt Perez cares.

Guess why? Because he's getting a check regardless.

Let's face the facts here. Black Bloggers are not just a few, there are many great black bloggers out there. I've had run-ins with one particular blogger (whom to this day I still think is extremely stank, particularly with customer service) but I doubt I'd ever talk about her. If anything, we all should be working together to create some sort of digital blogging firm or something.

But I digress from my point, which is Trey Songz. My message is pretty clear. Get it together ladies, the muslinging is high school, the exchanges are juvenile, and there are far too many checks to get. Unless this was a huge publicity stunt, although I highly doubt that...

Snap.out.of.it.

That's all. And now onto the musical break:




I just love this song. Yes, it's nasty, but I love it.

xoxo,
Black Daria ;/

PS...Please believe that I believe in defending oneself, but silence does far more damage. As writers, at times we are forced to think before we write, not because we want to, but because it's part of the process.

In case you missed Jay @ Game 2 of the Yankees vs. Philles

And they won and stuff, score was 3-1. But just a few notes:

1. Alicia sounds flat...off-key...or something is just not right.
2. Crowd reaction, can I get that? Not in the budget I guess. And it's quite a large affair.
3. I want Alicia's Jacket. She can keep those boots.
4. What did Jay-Z say to Alicia at the end? Anyone know? Happens @ the 3:40 mark.

xoxo,
Black Daria ;/

Song that's stuck in my head...

For some reason, I haven't been able to get this song out of my head for the past hour, so I guess, I'll share so you too, can enjoy my misery...in a good way. I still love this song and this video is genius to me. And it didn't even require principal starlet whores. Nice.

Enjoy.

Oh shit, wait...

Oh, silly disabled videos. For kicks, a picture is below to intrigue you, followed by the link to the video...like you are saying right now "Oooo, wonder what song she picked..."

Clink on the wink, trust me, it's worth it ;)

The lyrics to me are dope. IMO, of course.

xoxo,

Black Daria ;/

Chris Brown & Angie Martinez: Chrissy's First Radio Interview since...you know.

Chris Brown sat down with Angie Martinez on Wednesday afternoon to discuss...do I need to say what?

So here you go, parts 1-5 (yes, there are 5 parts):

PART 1



PART 2



PART 3



PART 4



PART 5



Haven't listened to them yet, but let me know your thoughts...this will serve as my bedtime listening, I suppose.

xoxo,
Black Daria ;/