Dear Michael: Are you the Father?

So apparently, Michael Jackson really did have sex, contrary to popular belief. Not only that, he has a son...at least this is what's popping up on all the blogs, because there's just nothing left to talk about. Fuck Ukraine, I guess. I'm not saying that, I am saying this is what people are saying to themselves, and fortunately, this story isn't trending on my Facebook timeline...

Meet aspiring (which is why this is really happening) R&B singer B. Howard. He's now backing up on his claim that Michael is his father, but I must say, that jaw line is very Michael...and Randy.

So, do you think this is the one? Cause we all know that Paris, Prince and Blanket are adopted.

Best,
Black Daria