Thursday, March 13, 2014

Dear Porsha: You aren't fooling me...

Dear Porsha,

Way to work the PR machine! After those 'devastating' reports that you were left with nothing from your marriage to Kordell Stewart, we now learn that you've been secretly dating the very rich son of an African President...

One who seems to not only run his country under a dictatorship, but likes to eat parts of his opponents to gain power.

Sounds like a real catch...good luck with that. Let's just hope you can sell that Rolls Royce his son bought you when you find yourself having a rainy day. 

Oh, and since we all know you didn't go to history classes in school (don't think we don't remember your screw up with the Emancipation Proclamation), you miss, can not be a princess, as he's not a prince. He's just the son of the President. I know, Coming to America was quite the tease.


Nice steering wheel. That's just about as nice as I can be to you.

Best,
Black Daria

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