Wyclef - Source: Web
Dear Wyclef:
Allow me to understand, because clearly, I'm tripping.
Haiti is devastated by an earthquake. The answer: You.
Sorry, I am still confused. I don't recollect you ever doing anything that would deem you worthy of being asked to run for President. I know, Reagan was an actor, then he became the President. Schwarzenegger did the same when he became Governor of California.
You know what the difference is though, right? You also see what happened when we were doomed under the rule of Reaganomics. Just go make an album, and donate ALL the proceeds to Haiti. That should be your contribution. Then go home to your fancy life in New Jersey, and produce some young person's album, as your time is truly running up and out.
I know it's easy to feel as if we could all be Presidents, especially in the age of Barack Obama. Trust me, I get it, but that still doesn't mean everyone should run for President.
However, I am aware you are getting the most press you've probably ever gotten, and even the Z-List would be honored to Google themselves and find stories adorning the pages of the New York Times, and other noteworthy papers and such.
That doesn't change the facts. You are not qualified, and that's that. I advise you to let this one go. Your "yes" people are doing you a huge disservice.
Sincerely,
Black Daria ;/
