Dear T.I. & Tiny: Wanna Sell More Tickets to Takers? OK.

Source: TMZ

Dear T.I. and Tiny:

Uh Oh. Talk about an #EPICFAIL.

My guess is that you were out and about celebrating the announcement of Takers being #1. In fact, you felt like Takers, with your Styrofoam cups and weed.

Unfortunately, you were also driving down Sunset Blvd. while you were doing all this, and are now both currently under arrest. T.I., I remind you that you were just recently incarcerated.

My question is: What's going on with Maybach? Everyone knows a man at your stature likes to smoke a good cigar every now and then. What's up with increased ventilation systems to prevent unfortunate mishaps like these?

You know, I always saw you two as a natural Bonnie and Clyde, so boom. Cool.

You looked like you had a fabulous party after your wedding. I'm sure whatever occurs as result of this situation will call for an equally joyous affair.

So long as you don't get arrested on the way to that party. I guess some things just remain to be seen, such as this story.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Carmelo: Tsk. Tsk.

Source: Rhymes With Snitch

Dear Carmelo:

I'm not exactly sure why you felt the need to respond to Kat Stacks, but I am sure you now regret it. I too, have scathed at things written directly to me, and decided not to hit send.

Well, not really, as I am not as popular as you are. But you know what I am saying.

You just got married. Why do you even care about what many of us know to be common trash? Well, common hooker trash, to be specific.

Kat Stacks has her job, you have yours. Don't quit your day job...that's if the NBA isn't looking for a way to fire your ass as I type this post.

Next time, just walk away slowly. Makes everyone else involved less guilty, and keeps the pesky FBI away.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Benzino: I don't think anyone cares about you...

Benzino - Source: Web

Dear Benzino:

I read on Diary of a Hollywood Street King that you were arrested over the weekend for possession of marijuana. I wonder, does anyone read Hip Hop Weekly, the magazine you own?

I was really excited when that publication first came out, I even kept the first couple of issues because I thought of them as history in the making. I don't think people really care about this, but I figured I would let them know what you were up to...maybe people will venture off and go read the magazine now?

Probably not, you know we still haven't gotten over the mess you created at The Source.

*Kanye Shrug* Oh well.

Just informing the public of your misdeeds. I'm sure it will get thrown out in court and be forgotten about as fast as people have forgotten that Hip Hop Weekly actually exists. I may buy one this week just to see if it's as untimely as it was when I stopped buying it 3 years ago.

xo,
Black Daria ;/