Dear Tameka: Shet EP. Yeah, I said it.

Dear Tameka:

I've watched a few of your twitter antics, but the one I read today on Rhymes With Snitch has forced me to speak, especially because you were once married to the love of my life.

Look bitch. No one cares that your last name is Raymond. The name is well paid for, as you know, since you mention the bank in this tweet below:



Just saying, all tweets aren't to be responded to...so shet ep. It's over. Oh, if you want to talk about it, my email is blackdaria78@gmail.com. Feel free.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

This week in Gossip and a message to all dads...

The Gossip this week is like a monsoon compared to last week. These publicists and writers have been hard at work giving you the best of the mess, from A-Rod, to Chris-Rihanna, Tameka Foster's bout with plastic surgery gone wrong...and so far, no full developments on All-Star weekend, but likely to develop some types of drama.

So here's some of the best, as told by Black Daria:

Fashion Week Fall 2009 begins this week, and no invites. Lots of "sorry, unable to accomodate you this year," and "space is extremely limited." Well, fine then. For those whom are invited to the tents, the Armory and the Showrooms themselves, this frenzy for fabric and such began as of 2/13 and will continue to haunt me until 2/20. I don't care how my sister dressed in the 90s, I know fashion...I will look for your invites in 2010.

Some things I've liked so far (photos appear courtesy of NY Daily News...that sounds professional, so that's what it is):

Yes, Black Daria would wear this Abaete dress.

She could also wear this BCBG Max Ariza dress.

She wouldn't wear this Jason Wu frock. I think I've seen better work from Project Runway contestants.

She would wear this, however. Something like this with less see-through and chest could have been worn by Michelle Obama, Jason Wu-poo. Grey is in for Fall '09.

She also likes that Fashion had a heart this year...you can see who walked in this year's Heart Truth Fashion Show here.

Tameka Raymond is recovering from surgery...see, people shouldn't have been so mean about those pictures circulating, you guys put people under pressure...joking, and glad she's OK. She's kinda lucky this Chris Brown-Rihanna mess is happening or it would be gangster out there, you know what happens when people have nothing to talk about...

Gossip Girl was another repeat, and the Season Finale of Daddy's Girls came as fast as it's premiere...it's always a 6-week run with some of the new reality shows to see if it has a chance. Top Chef was pretty good as Carla is in the final 4 (yay, Black Girls Rock) and that was all I could really stand this week. I am waiting for The Real Housewives of New York.

And lastly, in lieu of my post regarding the Chris Brown-Rihanna dibacle, a little food for thought: teach your daughters self-confidence, not the best way to hit a crack pipe. They may learn how to see trouble at the first hit, rather than the last one...sometimes it's too late by then.

So to all the fathers out there...your daughters need you.

xoxo,

Black Daria :/

Out with the "Human," In with the Who?

So, perusing the internet on a lonely Wednesday night (Tom stood me up again; his text message certainly has sealed his fate...) I was taken aback by the information I'd already read on a few blogs...but when the information got more detailed than that, I was left wondering if there was really a need to pump up the already cultish following of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

OUT - DeShawn Snow

Photo credit: Bravotv.com

I, Black Daria, approve this move. I mean, lets face it...DeShawn's fundraiser event alone sealed her fate on that show. If you don't recall, allow me to refresh your memory, although Bravo does a fabulous job of repeating shows at least 50 times per weekend, 52 weeks a year.

DeShawn is a do-gooder...she wanted to do some more good by having a fundraiser for the DeShawn Snow foundation. She decides an auction is best. She'll call the best of the best, turn her house into Christie's, and make a million dollars, easy! So many red flags here...like why do you have a foundation? Who are you? That sort of thing...

Her sheer idiocracy in this area did her do-gooder self no good...the auction failed terribly, as she learned that inviting people for free would certainly not weed out the many whores who came there just to get a look at her husband or any other players they thought they could get their grubby hands on...

DeShawn...they did you a favor. You were sooooo boring...that still picture of you above is what you looked like for most of the reunion...But I believe it was the squeaky clean image that forced the producers to actually think that maybe someone else should take her place...but, um...oh boy...

IN? - Tameka Foster


You know her as the lucky (eh) woman who was able to get Ursher, or Usher as he's known in most popular circles. I assume some publicist was behind this fabulous leak, but after the way he acted when he was about to marry Tameka, I highly doubt that he wants to be part of this fiasco...his brand isn't in that much trouble yet, and besides, privacy issues are a paranoia that Usher can't handle...I just don't think the world is ready for the real Tameka, or at least the one I've read about in the past (scroll on down to July 27, 2007).

Nice try, BravoTV, but I am not buying it. Bring on the next unknown Wife!

Off to write my second letter to Chuck Bass...would you believe he has yet to respond to the first one?

So over you...Tom.

xoxo,
Black Daria :/