Since I love fashion, I thought I would ask you all if you would be brave enough to wear these shoes:
Source: RivaledPurple is definitely the new black this season, but could I wear these? According to fashion site Rivaled, you can hike in Vibram shoes. For those with challenging looking toes, this could be your answer to all of that, except if you have bunions or hammertoes. I personally am a tad concerned about arch support in these, but I'd give them a shot.Other purple Shoe contenders for this Fall include:
Source: Rivaled
Mulberry's Autumn/Winter 2010 collection. Love the pumps on the left.
Here's to hoping Purple is officially in the house. For me, it will always be that way. It is the color of royalty, right?
xo,
Black Daria ;/
Benzino - Source: Web
Dear Benzino:
I read on Diary of a Hollywood Street King that you were arrested over the weekend for possession of marijuana. I wonder, does anyone read Hip Hop Weekly, the magazine you own?
I was really excited when that publication first came out, I even kept the first couple of issues because I thought of them as history in the making. I don't think people really care about this, but I figured I would let them know what you were up to...maybe people will venture off and go read the magazine now?
Probably not, you know we still haven't gotten over the mess you created at The Source.
*Kanye Shrug* Oh well.
Just informing the public of your misdeeds. I'm sure it will get thrown out in court and be forgotten about as fast as people have forgotten that Hip Hop Weekly actually exists. I may buy one this week just to see if it's as untimely as it was when I stopped buying it 3 years ago.
xo,
Black Daria ;/
Alicia and Swizz - Source: Access HollywoodDear Swizz:
I am not sure why Access Hollywood took the time to write up this little note, but you've been quoted as being happy you married Alicia Keys.I think if the IRS wanted my ass, I too, would be happy to marry someone who had more money than I did. But we know that none of that really matters, right?
Just want to remind you of the sloppy mess you left behind, and that Twitter became your enemy thanks to Mashonda. We followed her heartache everyday...how wretched you were. Especially since I attended that great surprise party you threw for her at Cain back in 2006. I wouldn't have guessed that four years later, you would have thrown a bun in Alicia's oven and married her.But boy, were you smart. When you saw that Mashonda wasn't making you any money (yes, we remember vaguely that she is also a singer), you went for the cash cow. I commend your skills, not many would be able to pull something like that off.
No, but seriously, Mazel Tov. Now, go produce something please. I am quite bored with the Alicia/Swizz union, and deep down inside, I am sure you are equally as tired of reading about it on every blog that deems it worthy to speak upon.Don't eff this one up.xo,
Black Daria ;/
Wyclef - Source: WebDear Wyclef:
Allow me to understand, because clearly, I'm tripping.
Haiti is devastated by an earthquake. The answer: You.Sorry, I am still confused. I don't recollect you ever doing anything that would deem you worthy of being asked to run for President. I know, Reagan was an actor, then he became the President. Schwarzenegger did the same when he became Governor of California.
You know what the difference is though, right? You also see what happened when we were doomed under the rule of Reaganomics. Just go make an album, and donate ALL the proceeds to Haiti. That should be your contribution. Then go home to your fancy life in New Jersey, and produce some young person's album, as your time is truly running up and out. I know it's easy to feel as if we could all be Presidents, especially in the age of Barack Obama. Trust me, I get it, but that still doesn't mean everyone should run for President.However, I am aware you are getting the most press you've probably ever gotten, and even the Z-List would be honored to Google themselves and find stories adorning the pages of the New York Times, and other noteworthy papers and such. That doesn't change the facts. You are not qualified, and that's that. I advise you to let this one go. Your "yes" people are doing you a huge disservice.Sincerely,Black Daria ;/
Faith Evans - Source: WebDear Faith:I am going to be honest. Not only do I not remember the last time you came out with an album, but I am actually too lazy to look it up online. I did, however, find this photo...I figured this wouldn't really be a valid blog post with one, so there.I am a bit caught off guard by your recent arrest for a DUI. Are you trying to be a train wreck? Or have you always been one, and we've just been ignoring your bouts with Cocaine and such. Nope, don't feel like googling those stories either.I just feel like you drove yourself literally into this mess...there was a checkpoint, and you got served.Just know that if your album is coming out on October 5, it's likely that your court date will coincide with the release.Which means that maybe 50 more people will be aware that you still make music. Hopefully, they will buy your album.I am not saying I won't, just saying this arrest doesn't make my decision move in your favor. I personally am tired of celebrities getting arrested for things that could merely be solved by calling a cab. Or having some discipline.Nonetheless, good luck with all of this. I still have my 'Keep the Faith' album. I advise you to do the same.xo,Black Daria ;/
Source: WebDearest Fantasia:
So, I am not exactly sure what happened the day you met Antwuan, but I can imagine that he looked quite hot and sexy as he gave you the rundown on all those options for your phone plan. Makes me warm and fuzzy inside too.
Not really, I just wanted to relate for a few minutes.
Fast forward: he told you he was married, but it wasn't working out. Here's something you should know: most times when a man pursues a mistress, the prior situation is NEVER working out, even if he's happy as a pig in slop. In other words, men will say anything to have what they shouldn't have, so you fell in the trap. And I feel for you, because it happens to A LOT of women.
Somewhere along the way, there's this thing called PRIDE. It's followed by FAITH. These two words are tricky, because they are considered nouns. They also aren't things we can see, just words to live by...and at some point, we are put to the test.
The problem here is the sloppiness. Pics of you canoodling with him, the tattoo you got on your neck (even the Lord won't be able to explain that, ladies should never get tattoos on their necks) and other ways you decided to tell the world you were in love, are just stories we aren't ready as the general public to hear. No one is a big fan of a woman looking as if she's in between being desperate and leans towards homewrecker.
I know these are things you should not have to worry about, but unfortunately, when the world decides you are a celebrity, it makes you have to be a tad more on point with the details. Not sure if I will watch your show, but we all know this news will make your next season "Must See TV" so I will keep an eye out for the train wreck, and hope that you get some help along this process.
Sincerely,
Black Daria ;/P.S. Doesn't the way he spell his name just make you want to say NO?
Montana and father in normal times. Source: Web
Dear Montana,I am not sure what exact day you woke up and decided that you'd be a porn star, but that is probably the same day your father wished he hadn't had sex without a rubber with your mom.Now, I know it's very easy to look at your girl Kim Kardashian and say, "I want to be like her," but that's such a different story from yours. For one, when she decided to be a starlet whore, her father had already died. He probably turned over in his grave, but those are things we will never know. The man was an upstanding lawyer, for Pete's sake.Either way, I would have taken a line or two in a movie called in by my famous father before I decided to cash in on my ass. You doll, are no Heather Hunter. You should, however, reach out to her for some type of mentorship. Those spots on your ass that you refer to as Leopard spots clearly show that you aren't ready for the Porn game, everyone knows that Photoshop is a friend. So, we will continue to watch this disaster, knowing at some point that you will realize the errors of your ways. Sure, the Adult Entertainment industry is a million dollar industry not to be ignored. But you could have at the very least changed your name, as per your father's suggestion.In short, you are a mess.
Sincerely,
Black Daria ;/P.S. I will still interview you, even though I highly doubt there will be substance to the dialogue.
