Thursday, February 5, 2009

Dear Curtis


Photo credit: xxl.com

Dear Curtis,

Wow, unreal. See, the other day on Talk Dat Ish radio, I was asked about the video featuring you with Ricky Rossy's baby mother, and I thought to myself, and actually said out loud "How bitchy!" I can not tell a lie, I did laugh at a few of the witty seconds within the clip...but I am really at a loss for words.

No, actually I am not. I am not sure what I just witnessed, but I have a few questions:

1. Did you notice she was missing a tooth on the left side? Maybe you should have taken her to the dentist first...but then again, they made your teeth too big too, because you can't seem to close your mouth or anything. Hey, I could use some work myself, but I thought I'd mention it since you seem to be so freaking generous...had a great time at your Superbowl party back in '06 even though I arrived late, btw...I was the one with the girl dropping those "leaves" on the floor ;)

2. I am trying to understand why you had to bring up the other baby mother, who happens to be an escort...she had a kid, that means she's not a man, and it seems Ricky ain't gay...you picking out furs? Hmmm...I mean I dunno, I thought ladies went out with their GIRLS and did that? Plus I don't think it's nice to blow someone up without their consent, she isn't complaining about bread, she's getting money, so kudos to her. Even if it's dirty and whorish.

3. Didn't see her buying anything for the kid she's going to court for...wonder how this video is gonna work out for her in court.

But why do you care right? I don't know, I just don't think Rick Ross is worth responding to...for Pete's sake he was just trying to feed his kids legally with the corrections gig....or be legit, whatever they are calling the rat race these days...

I will say this...after today's judgement, I hope Shaniqua isn't flying to Miami...but then again, she doesn't seem like Ricky's type.

Please do not release anymore tomfoolery of this sort on your site. Do it for Hollis.

Signed,
Black Daria (who at one time, lived on the other side of the LIRR tracks in St. Albans, giving me full clearance to address you as Curtis ;/)

5 comments:

grahamatical said...

Tell 'im girl! What in the darn hell is going on in rap these days? These guys need to make like those models from Zoolander and break-dance fight.

50 gets to go first.

black daria said...

pretty ri-damn-diculous if you ask me! Rappers just seem to have too many hobbies...

Courtney Brown said...

This is pure comedy LOL!

Black Sand said...

Like your blog not so much this post... 50's "tom-foolery" is making me a fan of his again. I haven't paid that man much attention since it was my BDay @ the Tiki Room back in whatever year that was 02, 03, 04??? I'm not sure. And, that DJ Khaled video is just bananas...but, being one who used to live on the other side of the LIRR tracks in St Addesleigh Park (or St Albans if you prefer) I believe he used to be referred to as Boo... If I'm correct - and, I usually am... lol

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