Stalking: A Bitchassness Study

Dear People:

First off, let me just say this: stalking is one of the pussiest moves that has ever occurred to man. Imagine living in your house, and you get a call, but the person hangs up.

You're alone...you hear a car pass by, then there's commotion on the street soon after. Your heart starts to race slightly, and soon after, coldness rises up your left arm...the feeling is thus moving closer to your heart, and suddenly panic ensues.

Goosebumps.

So...let's go back to a recent stalker who admits his stalkery: Lyfe Jennings. He's following the mother of his children, and basically could have killed her, leaving his child motherless; not thinking he will get caught, he exhibits bitchassness in full form...and with no qualms about it.

Now you're going to jail...and your kid loses both parents...but fortunately, she's alive. But now she has to bring YOUR kid to see you stupid ass in jail.

Question: Are you fucking nuts? Answer: Yep, you are.

It's recently occurred to me that I too, have a stalker. Here's the difference between myself and most women. I'm not afraid of bitchassness. If a man put his car, let alone his hands on me, he should probably murder me. I'd even go to jail to prove my point. Watch the movie Civil Brand for details.

Ladies: do not allow this type of bitchassness to occur in your life. If you think you're a victim, just look yourself in the mirror and say "No Mas."

Bitchassness can not occur. Not when Obama is in office, and certainly not on my fucking watch.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Early AM Madness in NYC: A Black Daria Perspective

Waiting again to get into BB Kings...but, I like hood shit so...I waited.

As I waited, a horse carriage appeared...I didn't know they did that on 42nd Street...I found that interesting... I didn't get in but the party essentially came to me...a limo passed with an open area in the back as a group of dudes on motorcycles passed. The motorcycle guys stopped and the girls started showing their asses...literally.

And then another horse carriage appeared; what type of dog and pony show are they running on 42nd Street? I jumped back on the train to the Heights, which was interrupted by bus shuttle service. Aren't we paying more for the fares? They really need to get it together, it's kinda ridiculous.

Oh, I also think they should bring hookers back on deck on 42nd...simply because it's very entertaining. I think the tourists would appreciate it, they can take pictures with them...oh, I also noticed the Naked Cowboy retired and he's got a replacement...Some things will never be the same.

Oh...I went back outside and then...



Something bad happened. More fun times.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

P.S. Tonight's driving was atrocious...people, please follow the rules of the road. Like seriously...get it together. Oh, don't drink and drive. Be responsible. Thanks.

Sean Malcolm's Birthday Party @ Honey Lounge - My thoughts...

Source: My iPhone 4 - My Winnings

So...I waited on line for approximately...20 minutes, but it was worth the wait....the roaring twenties, one of my favorite decades, was selected as the theme for Sean's party. Oh, and he's the EIC of King Magazine for those readers who aren't hip to folk. I get it...now you know.

I was hungry, so I ordered Buffalo Wings with Rice and Beans...and Guacamole. Finally an event where they actually serve food that you like. And they were good, except one was cold. Oh well, they were good anyway.

Had a quick chat with Shakara Bridgers of Get Em' Girls. She really inspires me. And because I hate most, if not everyone...you should get into her. I also saw Datwon Thomas of Global Grind looking very nice in his white tuxedo. I also appreciate a Fedora; his was cocked to the side...my kinda style. Kel Spencer and Anslem Samuel of NakedWithSocksOn.com also donned the attire of the evening...sexy suits fellas.

Also in attendance was Nekia Seymore (below) of the Cocoa Luv Chronicles.

Source: Facebook

Her partner in Crime Shayna D was also there looking cute as always. An added twist was that they also played Jazz...I appreciated the fact that overall you had to be in some type of formal wear in order to attend.

Fuck your hoods, get a suit and grow up. Fun times overall.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Questioning Friendships: A moment with Black Daria

Source: Web

Dear People:

I need to address this issue. It's been bothering me all summer, but I got a text from a person who calls herself a friend.

First off, let's go to the dictionary to define "friend." According to dictionary.com, this is a person who is "attracted to another by feelings of personal regard."

What this means to me is that one must reciprocate courtesy in order to receive it in return.

I won't go into too many details but this person who calls herself a friend decided to contact me and ask ME if SHE was still on "punishment" because I haven't spoken to her in 6 months or so...

First of all, I was basically in the middle of mayhem at my former employer, but I went to go see her while she was in a state of distress.

Her response? She never returned a phone call until two months later. Claims she doesn't use cell phones much. I guess it's hard when your bitch ass man who calls himself such has to use your cell phone as his own.

Right...they share the phone, so his bitch ass probably never told you I called. And you never bother to ask his bitchass if I called.

More importantly, you never called. Why? Because you only care about yourself.

Yeah, me too. So kick rocks and have a nice life. I'll see you again, and you've already been forgiven.

I... Just never forget bitchassness.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Lindsay: In Jail? Thank your fucked up parents.

Source: Maxim Online

Dear Lindsay:

So I read you're going back to jail. Makes me sad because after discovering that you don't need adderall or any of the other drugs prescribed to keep you in order, you have to pay for their mistakes.

Personally, I get it, and in say you should be tired of paying for their bitchassness. Yep, it's bitchassness.

When you get out, I advise you to keep both of those bastards out of your life.

They fucking suck monkey balls.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Lyfe Jennings: Stay Positive...and stuff.

Source: Web

Dear Lyfe Jennings:

Thanks for admitting your wrongs. It's unfortunate that now you must go to jail, however think of this as sort of a restitution...at least that's what Iyanla Vanzant said a few years ago in some book I read. Have someone send them to you while you're away so you can also learn how to treat women with respect.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

P.S. Don't believe the hype...also known as the prosecution lawyers, DA, etc. Fuck people. Oh, but fuck you for that bullshit on behalf of the Mother of your child.

Dear Savannah: Yes bitch. YES.

Source: Black Media Scoop via Rhymes With Snitch

Dear Savannah:

Congrats. Lock that bitch down. I like your style...let these Miami chicks know it's a done deal. Guess we will wait for the formal invitations, however I suggest a destination wedding. Prevents hookers/crashers...they won't pay to go somewhere and look stupid...

...Or will they? Remembering the Halle/Eric Benet saga...SMH...

xo,
Black Daria ;/

A "C'MON SON" Moment with Black Daria

Source: Web

Dear Reverend Long:

SMH. Just...here we go:

From CNN via Rhymes With Snitch:

Two Georgia men have filed a lawsuit claiming that prominent Atlanta, Georgia, pastor Eddie Long coerced them into sex.

The suits, filed Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia, allege that Long used his position as a spiritual authority and bishop to coerce young male members and employees of his New Birth Missionary Baptist Church into sex.

"Defendant Long has a pattern and practice of singling out a select group of young male church members and using his authority as Bishop over them to ultimately bring them to a point of engaging in a sexual relationship," the suits allege.

Long is considered one of the nation's top black preachers. His church has more 25,000 members, according to the suit, and was the site of Coretta Scott King's 2006 funeral, attended by then-President George W. Bush and three previous presidents. King was the widow of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The pastor took one plaintiff, Anthony Flagg, 21, on overnight trips to a half-dozen American cities in recent years, Flagg's suit alleges.

"Long shared a bedroom and engaged in intimate sexual contact with plaintiff Flagg including kissing, massaging, masturbating of plaintiff Flagg by defendant Long and oral sexual contact," the suit says.

Long took the other plaintiff, Maurice Murray Robinson, 20, to Auckland, New Zealand, in October 2008 for his 18th birthday and engaged in oral sex with him, Robinson's suit alleges.

"Following the New Zealand Trip, Defendant Long regularly engaged in sexual touching, and other sexual acts with Plaintiff Robinson," Robinson's suit alleges.
Long spokesman Art Franklin said Tuesday that "we categorically deny the allegations."

"It is very unfortunate that someone has taken this course of action," he said. "Our law firm will be able to respond once attorneys have had an opportunity to review the lawsuit."

Long frequently denounces homosexual behavior. A 2007 article in the Southern Poverty Law Center's magazine called him "one of the most virulently homophobic black leaders in the religiously based anti-gay movement."

"Everybody knows that a bishop or church pastor ... cannot have any sort of sexual relations or sexual relationship with one of your parishioners," the lawyer, B.J. Bernstein, said at a news conference Tuesday evening. "And even worse to have it with two young men who trusted him and got to know him at a very young age."

Bernstein said she has alerted federal authorities about the allegations.

In June, Robinson was arrested and charged with burglary in connection with a break-in to Long's office. An iPhone, iPad and other items -- more than $1,300 worth -- were taken from the office, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.
On Tuesday, Bernstein said the theft was Robinson's attempt to retaliate against the pastor. She said that once Robinson began telling others about his experience with Long, "he realized he wasn't the only one."

"It made [Robinson] angry," she said.

Both plaintiffs said the pastor, his church and church employees gave them cash and lavish gifts that ranged from cars to college tuition.

The suits also said that Long framed the sexual relationships as religious in nature.

The suits allege that Long chose the plaintiffs to be his "Spiritual Sons," a program that allegedly includes other young men from the church.

Flagg moved into a home owned by another New Birth pastor when he was a high school junior, according to the suit, where Long would sometimes share a bed with him.

Flagg was eventually put on the church's payroll, his suit alleges, with Long personally delivering his checks.

Flagg's suit says that Long presided over a spiritual "covenant" ceremony between the two of them.

"It was essentially a marriage ceremony, with candles, exchange of jewelry, and biblical quotes," Bernstein said Tuesday. "The bishop [told] him I will always have your back and you will always have mine."

Robinson's suit alleges that "Defendant Long would use Holy Scripture to discuss and justify the intimate relationship between himself and Plaintiff Robinson."

The suits are seeking unspecified amounts of punitive damages from Long on various counts, ranging from negligence to breach of fiduciary duty.

~FIN~

You know...somehow I kinda knew some man of clergy had to get caught up in a scandal right before November 2010. Thus celebrating Barack's 2nd year in office.

Fun times.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

P.S. Still SMH...

Dear Foxy: No. Just...no.

Dear Foxy:

Where do I begin regarding the video below?

1. Your hair is atrocious.
2. That dress is a big fat no.
3. Do YOU even know what your purpose was to be at this particular fashion show?




Andre Leon Talley turned his back on you. And his opinion really doesn't count, but...yeah...I get it. Get it together, Foxy. Really...it's over, but...whatever.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Kris Jenner: I Think Jacky Is Talking About You...

Source: Web

Dear Kris Jenner:

Read this. It's you, ain't it?

From Diary of a Hollywood Street King:

The blind item at the center of this week’s Who’s Jacky Talking About segment is a woman who exploits her children for money and fame — on the streets, she’s known as nothing more than a 55-year-old female pimp. This broad is no stranger to cocaine-fuelled parties — back in the day she and her late husband partook in such parties with Nicole Brown and OJ Simpson. Don’t believe me? Ask Faye Resnick.

She was born and raised in San Diego. In 1978 she married her lawyer husband, only to divorced him in 1990. But the truth of the matter is our blind item was sleeping with her current husband while she was married to her first husband, who died in 2003. (She’s a California girl, so I’m not surprised that she cheated on her first husband.) She gave birth to three daughters and one son (all fathered by her first husband), but by 1991 she was divorced and married to her current husband (who’s an Olympic gold medalist).

She’s not only a mother to her kids, she’s also their manager. That’s why she coerced her second daughter to sign off on a sex tape. What kind of a mother would pimp her own kids out? What’s worse is she encourages her family to undergo plastic surgery. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at her current husband’s face. This woman is the worst — she even lead her third daughter (the ugliest one in the bunch) to marry a NBA player. When the pair said “I do”, the NBA baller was forced to buy her daughter a million dollar home…What a pimp move.

She’s Brody Jenner’s step mom, and she’s about to pimp out her two youngest daughters. I find that rather sickening.

Don’t you agree?

-fin-

Yeah, it's you.

xo,

Black Daria ;/

P.S. I always knew you were a cool fucking bitch. Work...you are that bitch.

Dear Tameka: Shet EP. Yeah, I said it.

Dear Tameka:

I've watched a few of your twitter antics, but the one I read today on Rhymes With Snitch has forced me to speak, especially because you were once married to the love of my life.

Look bitch. No one cares that your last name is Raymond. The name is well paid for, as you know, since you mention the bank in this tweet below:



Just saying, all tweets aren't to be responded to...so shet ep. It's over. Oh, if you want to talk about it, my email is blackdaria78@gmail.com. Feel free.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Willow: Whip IT!

Dear Willow:

All I can say is this is adorable. Work that purple bang! Can't WAIT to see the video. And you know, I hate waiting for certain things, but...I'll wait.



xo, Black Daria ;/

P.S. I thoroughly believe in whipping my locks EVERYWHERE I go, so whip it!

Dear Mathew: Get a life. Expeditiously.

Source: Web

Dear Mathew:

Two letters from me in one month is no bueno.

So now I hear that you're mad that Kelly is posing with her half-sister Solange in pictures. Are you afraid that we, the public, will start to see the resemblance?

I could just hear your stupid ass saying one day in the kitchen a long time ago "OK girls, but ya'll can't take pictures together, at least one person apart in every picture."

Listen. Kelly has an album to promote. Solange has a nervous breakdown to get over and she's finding herself. Bey is being a wife.

What are YOU doing?

Please. Get a life. Go play with your new son or something. Sheesh.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Shaq: When Did You Open a Geek Squad?

Source: Web

Dear Shaq:

I had no idea you had stock in Geek Squad. Not only that, but to take things a step further, you paid a genius to tap all your whores phones. How rich.

My question is: are you really that insecure? With all the pu'dussy getting thrown at you, was it really necessary to tap phones of your whores to ensure their loyalty to you? A married man?

Here's the thing: you can't keep taps on something that isn't yours. The FBI and CIA frown upon such acts, and this shall be duly noted during your divorce settlement.

Good luck with all this...mess. Oh, and consider opening your own IT solutions store....you could very well be the next Apple... Not.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Beyonce: So What If No One Came To Your Birthday Party

Source: Rhymes With Snitch

Dear Beyonce:

I know why so many of your so called celebrity friends didn't show up to your birthday party last week, where you did NOT turn 29 years old. Please stop lying.

You didn't sing on the tribute to We Are The World, and quite frankly, this is why no one cared to celebrate your birthday. Now, I know it sounds pretentious, but I am still not buying Jay-Z's comments claiming that the original was untouchable.

Simply put, you thought you were too high saddidy to come out for Michael, and now you are being returned the favor by the universe.

Suck it up. I'm sure you had a good time and the next excuse will be that it was meant to be a private affair.

Either way, I am gagging in disgust.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Video Break: Deuces (Explicit Version) featuring Tyga & Kevin McCall

Just in case you haven't seen the video yet. By the way, this was smart to do, just release the freakin' videos people, stop waiting for the numbers...remember the 1981 model of MTV: Videos sell records.

And people buy records. Thus, you have money in your pockets.

Fin.



xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear The Game: Really?

Dear The Game:





That's what @ihatekatstacks said...your response?

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Kat Stacks: Some Brand Ideas. Free of Charge.

Dear Kat Stacks:

If I had to brand you, here are some of the companies I would approach:

For the "Intercontinental" Man of Leisure:


Since everyone is ready to torch your ass, why not pose as some of the animals below:




And lastly, since everyone thinks you've sucked enough penises to supply a river full of semen, the company below works, because they basically are telling us, the consumer, that penis is king. If you don't believe me, ask Kim Kardashian about that Carl's Jr. commercial, and the shots of her eating she had to do for over an hour. Sold? Sure you are. See below:



I don't want the job, I just thought I'd share some ideas. Since I'm awake and everything.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Source

Dear Mashonda: *Raising Hand* I have a question...

Source: Web

Dear Mashonda:

I'm sorry, but I need to interject in this current diatribe of an interview I read via Rhymes With Snitch for Sister2Sister magazine.

There's basically discussion about Swizz and Alicia. Here's my question to you.

Would WE know about Alicia asking your children to call her Umi (Mom in Arabic) if you didn't tell us?

In other words, I get it. Woman scorned, blah, blah, blah, cry you a river.

How I feel about it?

I could careless. Honey, he married his mistress. Now, for the record, that NEVER happens in real life.

So basically, it means you are stuck in some sort of matrix. Go see Inception and figure this shit out. Oh, go with a friend, not the producer I saw you with at Aliya S. King's book release party for Platinum.

Do I smell a repeat of a resurrection of someone's album career? I'll wait.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Kanye: Thank You For Revisiting Bitchassness. So...now what?

Source: Rhymes With Snitch

Dear Kanye:

About a year ago, I wrote about a bitchass that was in my life. I then started to focus my attention on you, because unlike this guy, you actually had opportunity to move people with your talents, and people actually knew your name.

Instead, you jumped on stage last year at the VMAs, and you decided that you were going to basically ruin Taylor Swift's moment. Why?

Because you weren't on Facebook.

Then you denounced Twitter, wondering why all you friends were getting more acclaim. Soulja Boy what? Fabolous said what? Ice T is on Twitter?

Then you realized you weren't on Twitter, and that was dumb.

And then MTV research execs delivered last year's numbers to the producers. And guess what? They realized that your tomfoolery should be part of this year's awards, because let's face it, everyone loves a good train wreck. And people at MTV REALLLLLLY need their jobs right now.

I promise you that somewhere, there's one guy on the staff that REALLY hopes you show up drunk.

Do me a favor. Do whatever the hell you want. Between this and G.O.O.D. Fridays, I just can't wait to see what you will tweet next.

Oh, and to answer the question you asked earlier...no, I would not want you to walk up to me and try to apologize for basically being a jackass when there are HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS of children who lost a parent, and just had to suck that shit up.

Kick rocks, Kanye.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

P.S. Next time, don't be a BITCHASS. Tweet Taylor Swift directly. And no, don't go looking to see if I follow her.

Dear Michael Lohan: You're Opening A Rehab Center? I'm so NOT referring anyone.

Source: US Weekly

Dear Michael Lohan:

So, let me get this straight. Your daughter Lindsay, has been the spitting image of Special K, Adderall, Coke and other designer drugs I can't remember from my High School health class, and you think: I should open a rehab center.

That's about as bad an idea as: hey, I should pimp my daughter in show business by any means necessary.

I read this ridiculous story via US Weekly, and I am appalled. Why not go after a tanning deal, or some type of Vitamin that gives you natural energy. You know, something that would mean SUCCESS for your daughter, and not failure.

I really hope when the Buildings and Grounds Commission receive this information, they laugh and put a big fat DENIED stamp on your application.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Chris Brown: #1? Kudos.

Source: Rap Radar

Dear Chris:

I just read on Rap Radar that you are now the owner of the #1 spot on the Billboard charts. Congrats on your return to the #1 spot. I had no doubt I'd not ever read a headline such as that one ever again.

Over the past year, I've seen your genuine moves. You could have become a belligerent drunk, or been caught with Kat Stacks and some coke on your mantelpiece, but you chose a different route, and on behalf of all cynics, I appreciate that.

I mean, you even wore a bow tie at one point. Any man brave enough to make that decision without hesitation is definitely about his business.

Nonetheless, I was chatting with my homie Courtney Brown last night, and we both agreed that Trey Songz would have absolutely not made any type of noise. If anyone recalls "LOL," Trey was literally playing with the heads of consumers, singing scales at the beginning of the song as if he were sending out a mating call for birds: 804-335-1-00-5-1. LOL. Literally.

Was that his phone number or morse code? Oh who cares, this is about you, Chris. Kudos.

Now, don't fuck it all up please. No dating for another year. Now is not the time to start parading a bunch of mark-ass tricks in front of your climb back to the top. Just remember Soulja Boy.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Mathew, Confirmed: You Are Beyonce's Pimp.

Source: Just Jared

Dear Mathew:

It's without timing, but an announcement was made yesterday that you are basically still Beyonce's pimp, will always be her pimp, and will always have a hand in her earnings, because you made her, and that's just the way it is.

I don't recall, but I think it's safe to assume that everyone knows this already. No one can do what you've done with the Beyonce brand.

Thanks for clearing all of that up. Ask me if I really care.

The answer is no, but I felt you were still worthy enough to receive a letter from me. Now, carry on with signing off on more endorsements that she doesn't need to be part of, and burn her out by 2013.

We will all watch in annoyance.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear T.I. & Tiny: Wanna Sell More Tickets to Takers? OK.

Source: TMZ

Dear T.I. and Tiny:

Uh Oh. Talk about an #EPICFAIL.

My guess is that you were out and about celebrating the announcement of Takers being #1. In fact, you felt like Takers, with your Styrofoam cups and weed.

Unfortunately, you were also driving down Sunset Blvd. while you were doing all this, and are now both currently under arrest. T.I., I remind you that you were just recently incarcerated.

My question is: What's going on with Maybach? Everyone knows a man at your stature likes to smoke a good cigar every now and then. What's up with increased ventilation systems to prevent unfortunate mishaps like these?

You know, I always saw you two as a natural Bonnie and Clyde, so boom. Cool.

You looked like you had a fabulous party after your wedding. I'm sure whatever occurs as result of this situation will call for an equally joyous affair.

So long as you don't get arrested on the way to that party. I guess some things just remain to be seen, such as this story.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

Dear Jay-Z: A Tisket, A Tasket, A Mistress...

Source: Diary of a Hollywood Street King

Dear Jay:

Uh Oh. Seems the secret is out...or is it?

Like "Where's Waldo" it's been reported that your mistress Cathy "Kori" White, and her good friend, Claudia Jordan, are here partying with you. Which must mean that you are having an affair with Kori. I mean, Duh, right? Especially since this said mistress reached out to my friend Jacky to ask him to remove her pictures she left open for the world to copy on Facebook.

As I recall, Beyonce was gallivanting about with her fine ass bodyguard, whatever his name is...so why can't/shouldn't you also have your own piece...of action?

I am thinking it's basically impossible to keep it in your pants when you sit at your current stature. Let's face the facts, you basically have women throwing themselves at you.

Couples within your stature must have arrangements. So it's obvious that you would have an appropriate person to be part of said arrangement.

Personally, I think Beyonce's bodyguard wins. This chick looks like the modern female cornball who happens to have a famous friend. I guess with stints on shows like Let's Make A Deal, you too, could find yourself in a position to argue with bloggers about stories regarding your friends that you find unsavory.

Just want you celebrities (that's what you are called) and starlet whores (what I call some of you) to remember that it's these bloggers you talk about that actually help you keep your jobs of being known, otherwise no one would know what common hooker trash looked like.

One day, I will have a positive post. Until then, I say: Whatever. Next. Isn't everyone a jump off these days?

xo,
Black Daria ;/