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Dear Shaq:
I had no idea you had stock in Geek Squad. Not only that, but to take things a step further, you paid a genius to tap all your whores phones. How rich.
My question is: are you really that insecure? With all the pu'dussy getting thrown at you, was it really necessary to tap phones of your whores to ensure their loyalty to you? A married man?
Here's the thing: you can't keep taps on something that isn't yours. The FBI and CIA frown upon such acts, and this shall be duly noted during your divorce settlement.
Good luck with all this...mess. Oh, and consider opening your own IT solutions store....you could very well be the next Apple... Not.
xo,
Black Daria ;/
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