Dear Porsha: Damn girl...

Dear Porsha,

It's a sad day for you, huh? I still don't know why, despite reports of you not returning back in December, you are on Real Housewives of Atlanta because you are really not too smart and boring, and now, you gets nothing...

One thing is certain. Doing Kandi's play will not be the check you aspire to have, and I can't see what's next for you, as speaking engagements are certainly not in the future because you can't speak English.

But that is a nice ring. I'd take TMZ's advice and definitely pawn that. You could get some big bucks.

Good luck on the job hunt, I hear Atlanta is a tough market to land a gig.

Best,

Black Daria

source: TMZ, HipHollywood