Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Dear Ashanti and Nelly: You got Married? Mazel Tov.

Dear Nelly and Ashanti,

So you finally did it. You got married. That's what I heard on the radio yesterday...a question though...why would anyone pay $42 for a party? Was that the reception? Or just something to support weak album sales? Either way, that had to be a major fail. My sources tell me that you could have had a spot for free...you know, how the INDUSTRY does it.


Well, at least Nelly found a "ride or die" chick to roll with him through the times he was fucking other bitches, selling drugs, and other nonsense.

Again, Mazel Tov.

Best,
Black Daria 

photo source: Rolling Out

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