Montana and father in normal times. Source: Web
Dear Montana,
I am not sure what exact day you woke up and decided that you'd be a porn star, but that is probably the same day your father wished he hadn't had sex without a rubber with your mom.
Now, I know it's very easy to look at your girl Kim Kardashian and say, "I want to be like her," but that's such a different story from yours. For one, when she decided to be a starlet whore, her father had already died. He probably turned over in his grave, but those are things we will never know. The man was an upstanding lawyer, for Pete's sake.
Either way, I would have taken a line or two in a movie called in by my famous father before I decided to cash in on my ass. You doll, are no Heather Hunter. You should, however, reach out to her for some type of mentorship. Those spots on your ass that you refer to as Leopard spots clearly show that you aren't ready for the Porn game, everyone knows that Photoshop is a friend.
So, we will continue to watch this disaster, knowing at some point that you will realize the errors of your ways. Sure, the Adult Entertainment industry is a million dollar industry not to be ignored. But you could have at the very least changed your name, as per your father's suggestion.
In short, you are a mess.
Sincerely,
Black Daria ;/
P.S. I will still interview you, even though I highly doubt there will be substance to the dialogue.
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