Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Dear Jay-Z: A Tisket, A Tasket, A Mistress...


Source: Diary of a Hollywood Street King

Dear Jay:

Uh Oh. Seems the secret is out...or is it?

Like "Where's Waldo" it's been reported that your mistress Cathy "Kori" White, and her good friend, Claudia Jordan, are here partying with you. Which must mean that you are having an affair with Kori. I mean, Duh, right? Especially since this said mistress reached out to my friend Jacky to ask him to remove her pictures she left open for the world to copy on Facebook.

As I recall, Beyonce was gallivanting about with her fine ass bodyguard, whatever his name is...so why can't/shouldn't you also have your own piece...of action?

I am thinking it's basically impossible to keep it in your pants when you sit at your current stature. Let's face the facts, you basically have women throwing themselves at you.

Couples within your stature must have arrangements. So it's obvious that you would have an appropriate person to be part of said arrangement.

Personally, I think Beyonce's bodyguard wins. This chick looks like the modern female cornball who happens to have a famous friend. I guess with stints on shows like Let's Make A Deal, you too, could find yourself in a position to argue with bloggers about stories regarding your friends that you find unsavory.

Just want you celebrities (that's what you are called) and starlet whores (what I call some of you) to remember that it's these bloggers you talk about that actually help you keep your jobs of being known, otherwise no one would know what common hooker trash looked like.

One day, I will have a positive post. Until then, I say: Whatever. Next. Isn't everyone a jump off these days?

xo,
Black Daria ;/

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