Dear Kanye: Thank You For Revisiting Bitchassness. So...now what?

Source: Rhymes With Snitch

Dear Kanye:

About a year ago, I wrote about a bitchass that was in my life. I then started to focus my attention on you, because unlike this guy, you actually had opportunity to move people with your talents, and people actually knew your name.

Instead, you jumped on stage last year at the VMAs, and you decided that you were going to basically ruin Taylor Swift's moment. Why?

Because you weren't on Facebook.

Then you denounced Twitter, wondering why all you friends were getting more acclaim. Soulja Boy what? Fabolous said what? Ice T is on Twitter?

Then you realized you weren't on Twitter, and that was dumb.

And then MTV research execs delivered last year's numbers to the producers. And guess what? They realized that your tomfoolery should be part of this year's awards, because let's face it, everyone loves a good train wreck. And people at MTV REALLLLLLY need their jobs right now.

I promise you that somewhere, there's one guy on the staff that REALLY hopes you show up drunk.

Do me a favor. Do whatever the hell you want. Between this and G.O.O.D. Fridays, I just can't wait to see what you will tweet next.

Oh, and to answer the question you asked earlier...no, I would not want you to walk up to me and try to apologize for basically being a jackass when there are HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS of children who lost a parent, and just had to suck that shit up.

Kick rocks, Kanye.

xo,
Black Daria ;/

P.S. Next time, don't be a BITCHASS. Tweet Taylor Swift directly. And no, don't go looking to see if I follow her.

T-Pain and Taylor Swift...because someone said "Fuck Hip-Hop, it's a Joke anyway..."

I stayed up to post this, because I just couldn't believe it as it came across my Facebook news feed:



Only words I have are:


I crochet, yo.

When is someone going to come out and say this is a joke? Or did I miss that press release/article...can someone email it to me?

xoxo,
Black Daria ;/

Source: Radioplanet.tv by way of people who read.

Fashion at the Grammys - A Black Daria View

Had to give commentary on the notables. Sure, I'm no fashion week commentator, but hey, since everybody else thinks they know everything, why shouldn't I chime in?

Let's begin, shall we? Oh and by the way, I got these pictures from OMG, a fun site on Yahoo, via their friends at Wireimage. Disclamer for any potential lawsuits. Leave me alone.

RIDICULOUS FILES

I don't have to say anything, right? I mean I think this is borderline child abuse, as MIA was scheduled to give birth on Sunday. She bent down a few times during her performance (in case you didn't feel like being bored and watching) and I just knew a kid was about to pop out and be tossed around like a mash-up party.

No need to adjust your screen, she did wear this mess.

SPACE...A 2009 ODYSSEY...

If it didn't look like prom dress material, or like it was made by someone's grandmother, maybe I'd like this frock. Unfortunately, it's atrocious. Someone called me mean when I said Estelle looked raggedy. Guess I will be mean then. Solo was also terrible with Kanye, she could have lip-synched and it would have been OK.

Someone else got the same material from Estelle's dress to make Kim K's, but I like it better. Eh, but better, it doesn't look as cheap...but it's not to far away from it.

Excuse me miss, I think you forgot your actual gown at the hotel? Jah Mohr, and his wife, Nikki Cox, in case you care.

I think Paula Abdul has a fear of being shot on her left, hence the lovely chain armor...what do you think?

So many things wrong with this, particularly the fact that she even got a ticket and no one knows who she is...oh, her name is Phoebe Price.

Some more "Eh's"

I am not feeling Snoop's vest or suit color...just makes him look...eh. His wife looks OK.

I see London, France and Paris's...never mind. It's two steps short from cute.

Is there a funeral? Jay looks like an undertaker.

T-mess. He looks like he's going to a club. Guess it's because he was only on one record that was nominated, as opposed to 8...he playfully mentioned that in the show. Playfully.

Miley looks old. This is her momma's dress. Stop doing this to her.

NO THANKS...

I kissed a girl, and I didn't like it...so I took Pepto Bismol and...threw up? I just don't like this dress, and your performance outfit was the pits. You may not like heels but you must learn how to look graceful in flats, too. Yes, there's a way to do that Katy P.

All types of wrong with this dress. It's not flattering, just not looking sharp. I'll pass Duffster.

BEST IN SHOW

Right length, complements her skin tone, and she looks confortable. Good job Leona.

Taylor Swift got it right. Nice cut and it looks a little grown, but she can handle it.

Nice dress, just needs a slight trim, and Carrie wins.

Well, that's all for now...will wait to write Chris and Rihanna as soon as the story gets a tad straighter. My sources have already forwarded me his Wigley's suspension. Too bad they played that commercial a few times during the show...oh well. They payed for the spot, screw it.

xoxo,

Black Daria